Are You Ready For Prison? I Am.

The hypothetical posed on today’s KFCRADIO was this: Your significant-other has been sentenced to 16 years in prison. You have the power to erase their sentence by serving 90 days yourself. Do you do it?

The answer is an obvious Yes, so that your spouse would be your indebted slave forever, but the real point here is that I would absolutely excel in prison. For a long time now, I’ve had a strict plan for the day I am wrongly convicted of a sex offense. 1) Get a job in the library. 2) Become someone’s bitch. 3) Sail smoothly through sentence.

Kevin and John aren’t quite as prepared, and they would honestly probably have it a lot worse. Hear the very detailed and sometimes very offensive (mostly towards me) discussion at the end of today’s episode here, starting at 56:50.